Dierdre Tales: Tea House Troubles by lizardman22, literature
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Dierdre Tales: Tea House Troubles
(Part 1) The Scaleglaze Tea House looked relatively unassuming among the other brick-and-marble buildings of South Dierdre, but it served the best tea in the entire desert country, at least according to its regulars. Patrons drank special blends of tea from heat-resistant tea glasses (made of dragonglass, of course), though it was also common to take tea to go in more disposable drinkware, or even buy teabags for home brewing. It was now early in the morning, and Hari Scaleglaze the Fourth, the dragonfolk who owned and ran the tea house, shuffled about the kitchen, making sure everything was ready for opening hours. All the tables and chairs in the seating area were in order, the till had the right amount of currency in it, she had enough spring water for a whole day's worth of tea, and Gynosphinx Greenmint (one of the establishment's most popular tea blends, named in honor of a particular high-profile customer) was well in stock. Nodding in satisfaction, Hari made sure there was
Lizard Origins: The Pandora Express (Part 4) by lizardman22, literature
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Lizard Origins: The Pandora Express (Part 4)
Mezuno the Fel smiled viciously, easily maintaining his balance as the Pandora Express picked up it's pace. He spoke wordlessly to himself, and black smoke began to waft from his skin. The vapour grew thicker and thicker, enveloping the bandit leader. Lizard felt his fur stand on end, an ill omen washing over him. Beside him, the Necropolin wolf could see the others react in similar fashions as a dread aura radiated from Mezuno. The bandit laughed. In a flash, his skin and clothes flaked away, revealing a deep blue hide, and bulging muscles. A loincloth of white tiger pelt barely stretched around his thick waist. Long, ivory, tusk-like fangs jutted from his mouth, and a crown of three curved horns erupted through his wild, platinum hair. Hamsting swore. "He's a blasted oni!" Mezuno glared at the quartet, his eyes replaced by glowing spectral lights. With a powerful leap, the demonic yokai bounded up onto the coal bunker, the tender vibrating from the impact. Towering above his prey
Lizard Origins: The Pandora Express (Part 3) by lizardman22, literature
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Lizard Origins: The Pandora Express (Part 3)
Maria looked at the group before her, taking a deep breath as she prepared to outline their strategy. "Originally I was going to hit the gang before they could board," she said. "Hamsting would make his way through the cars to deal with any who got through." "I could assist him with that," Lizard said. "I'll give ya a hand to stop as many as possible from reachin' the train," Fey piped up. Maria frowned. "How would you do that," she asked. The rock gnome smiled. "Explosives." Lizard glanced at his companion, eyebrow raised, and Fey shrugged. Quickly she rummaged through her backpack, pulling out three simple looking metal tubes the length of her forearm. "Been workin' on these for a while now," she said excitedly. "They fire out explosive shot. Reckon they'll make for good troll deterrents once I perfect them." Fey slipped the tubes back into her pack. "Iffen I can git up on the roof of a carriage, I could take pot shots at this gang." Maria nodded, still not quite sure about the
Tales from Necropolis: Life Among Fairyrats by lizardman22, literature
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Tales from Necropolis: Life Among Fairyrats
(Part 1) The lunch rush was in full swing at the Necropol Inn. Chelai (shuh-LAY) had just finished the last of her meal. Wiping her face with her napkin, she put it down carefully on the table to indicate that she was finished. A human city girl from birth, Chelai had taken up the life of a druid largely out of rebellion; she'd gotten sick of urban life, and wanted to get in touch with nature. Currently she was on a pilgrimage to catalogue all the plants and animals she could; her trip to Necropolis had proved fruitless so far, due to a combination of the obvious and the fact that no wild animals from the walled city were likely to visit Market Keep. And I suppose it's pointless to propose the addition of a petting zoo here, Chelai mentally added. The idea would never gain traction. The druid was about to signal for her plate to be collected when a gray blur suddenly streaked across her table, removing her knife and fork from view. She looked over just in time to see a rat scurry off
Tales from Necropolis: The Perfect Storm by lizardman22, literature
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Tales from Necropolis: The Perfect Storm
(Part 1) People-watching was a popular activity in Market Keep. Both the Necropolins and the outsiders who visited the area were quite diverse, so no matter which side of the blackstone walls you were from, the variety of people showcased in the Keep was practically second to none. Those who could fly or scale walls had it even better, as they could get a bird's-eye view of the crowds. Takeshi Kaavu, a magical kitsune currently in the form of a harpy, perched on the wooden palisade that defined Market Keep, admiring the masses. Every now and then he'd pick out someone and try to imagine what his or her story was. His attention eventually wandered up to higher ground, and at the few other high-perching individuals doing the same thing he was. His attention settled on a Necropolin bat perched above the gates to Necropolis proper. Curiously, most of the bat's attention didn't seem to be at the ground or even at the walls, but rather at the sky above. Weird. The sky isn't anywhere near as
Tales From Necropolis: Hot Springs Bathhouse by lizardman22, literature
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Tales From Necropolis: Hot Springs Bathhouse
Diobella slumped in her wheelchair, floating in the limbo between consciousness and sleep. Dimly the werebuffalo heard her brother's voice and tilted her head up to look at him. "Did you say something, Melancott?" "I said, we're almost there," the weredeer replied. Diobella glanced about, the fog currently clouding her mind making it hard to think. "Where?" she asked. "The Hot Springs Bathhouse," Melancott said, gently pushing along the wheelchair. "Today's your hydrotherapy appointment, remember?" "Of course I don't remember," Diobella snapped tersely. "I wouldn't have asked otherwise." The Necropolin buffalo sighed, immediately regretting the outburst. "Sorry, Mel," she said. "I didn't get a good night's rest last night. I'm just..." Melancott placed a hand gently on his sister's shoulder, used to her moods. "It's OK, sis. Once we're done here I'll get you home so you can try and sleep." A groan rumbled from Diobella's throat as a thought came to her. "Did you say the bathhouse?"
Lizard Origins: The Pandora Express (Part 2) by lizardman22, literature
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Lizard Origins: The Pandora Express (Part 2)
Fey glanced out the window as the Pandora Express raced along. The scenery outside was wonderful, with rolling green fields dotted occasionally by groves of trees. At one point she saw a herd of sledge-beaks running along, the giant flightless birds wheeling and flocking about as they easily avoided the lone saber cat trying to hunt them. "This is amazin'," she said. "I've never traveled so fast in me life." "Dwarven design and manufacture," said Hamsting, the lycanthropic dwarf smirking at the gnome. "Ain't nothin' compares to it. Especially them human locomotives." Lizard closed his eyes, feeling the train rock beneath him. It reminded him of the time he had visited a more modern city, and experienced his first car ride. He smiled privately to himself. Unlike then, this time there was little chance he would be drawn into a race, or be involved in a high speed crash. The Necropolin opened his eyes and looked at Maria, the human enjoying her trip alongside her dwarven friend. "Have you
Tales from Necropolis: The Reporter's Beat by lizardman22, literature
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Tales from Necropolis: The Reporter's Beat
(Part 1) As the sun rose over the Shadow Mountains, Trick stepped out onto the balcony of his home and stretched, a quick breakfast already in his stomach. Today was beat day, the day the Necropolin secretary bird visited all the major locations and districts of Necropolis to gather potential stories for the Necropolin Post. This was half of how he earned his bread and butter, the other half being turning those potential stories into written articles. Patting himself down to make sure he had his note-taking essentials, Trick climbed up on the balcony's railing and spread his wings. A hop and a flap, and he was soaring over the cityscape. His first stop of the day, as usual, would be Market Keep, to gather material for his Beyond the Blackstone column. The Tigris fighting instructor-- who'd introduced himself earlier as Master Ojoku-- threw kicks and punches in rapid fire. Trick stood firm against the onslaught, holding one of his wings in front of him as a shield. Not one blow made it